I'm an ultra-man, so I shave with Barbasol. It's cheap and it's rugged - just like me. So yea. Yesterday I'm shaving, right? So I shake up the can and try to squirt the shaving cream onto my open, waiting palm. And boom! Nothing comes out. I ran out of Barbasol. Do you even understand how much you have to shave to go through a full can of Barbasol? It's borderline unreasonable. Like if I'd just not shaved instead of using that can, I'd have the ill beard by now. Which of course instantly makes me regret ever shaving, ever. Really wish I could grow a beard. Sigh. Happy Valentine's Day, I guess.
Valentine by charlixcx
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