David Guetta + Usher + HOHME

Ayo. Big shouts to HOHME for DJing at Princeton a couple of weekends ago. I mean I've wanted to DJ at Princeton for. Like. Christ, I dunno. Like two years now? I see you wilding in your eating clubs, Princeton. And I wanna be a part of it. I wanna be the dude playing "Get Like Me" and Carly Rae Jepsen and "Holidae In" and the such at your parties. So thanks to you, Princeton, for wholeheartedly rejecting my advances with a resounding "meh." And yea. Big shouts to HOHME for not bringing me along as the ill opener. Thanks, buddy!

And even bigger shouts to HOHME for competing in an Arrested Development trivia contest. And making it through eight zillion qualifying rounds. All the way to the finals. My dude, I quintuple dog dare you to be a bigger nerd. Nice glasses, nerd. Jesus, what a dorky nerd.

David Guetta ft. Usher - Without You (HOHME Bootleg Remix) by HOHME

Calvin Harris + HOHME + Odmark

So it's 9:55 AM and I'm sitting here listening to a blistering house tune. Like. I mean. I should probably be letting Charlotte Gainsbourg lull me back to sleep while I spoon my pillow, right? But HOHME and Odmark just released their second remix. And? Banger! And no knock on their "Fight for You" bootleg, because it was a total banger as well. But this? This right here? Far and away superior. OK? OK. Great. Now if you don't mind, it's time for me to brush my teeth, floss, watch Gossip Girl, and go back to sleep.

Calvin Harris - Flashback (Odmark & HOHME Bootleg Remix) by HOHME

Morgan Page + Odmark + HOHME

Yesterday was the coldest day of the winter in NYC, right? Right. So can someone please explain to me why I chose yesterday of all days to go to the Central Park Zoo? Because I lack even the most basic decision-making skills. Because I'm from Texas and still don't quite understand that winter is, like, the worst thing in the history of ever. Because I'm obsessed with cats and beyond excited to see some big ones prowlin' and roarin' and nappin' (in captivity, sadly). Etc. Etc.

But wait. Yea. No big cats at the Central Park Zoo. So I guess the real question is this: Why is the Central Park Zoo the most SB, half-hearted excuse for a zoo in the friggin' galaxy? GTFO with your polar bears and sea lions and birds. Elephants and giraffes and lions and tigers and hippos or bust.

So HOHME emailed me a new track. Called me "buddy" in the email. So that made me really insecure for seven or ten seconds or so. Why you gotta be so patronizing, HOHME? Anyways. The song. It's big and sexy and this and that and the other and whatever. I guess this would be considered progressive house? Or vocal house? How am I supposed to categorize this tune? I'm piss poor with genres. Which may or may not have something to do with why I have crates called "Big, Sexy House" and "Brostep or Dubstep or Something Dubby or Whatever" in my Serato. Regardless, this song's going in the Big, Sexy House crate.

Morgan Page - Fight For You (Odmark & HOHME Bootleg Remix) by HOHME