Showing posts with label Celluloid Philosophers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Celluloid Philosophers. Show all posts

Sunday, April 8, 2012

The Monstrous Movie Quote Of The Day: Roger Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit 1988)







"Well, you see, I didn't know where your office was. So I asked the newsboy. He didn't know. So I asked the fireman, the green grocerer, the butcher, the baker, they didn't know! But the liquor store guy... he knew."

- Roger Rabbit (Charles Fleischer)(Who Framed Roger Rabbit)(1988)











Saturday, March 31, 2012

The Monstrous Movie Quote Of The Day: Lili Von Shtupp (Blazing Saddles 1974)


"Here I stand, the goddess of desire
Set men on fire
I have this power
Morning, noon, and night, it's dwink and dancing
Some quick womancing
And then a shower.
Stage door Johnnies constantly suwwound me
They always hound me, with one wequest
Who can satisfy their lustful habits?
I'm not a wabbit.
I need some we...
...est

I've been with thousands of men
again and again
they promise the moon
they're always coming and going and going and coming... and always too soon.

Right, girls?"

- Lili Von Shtupp (Madeline Kahn)(Blazing Saddles)(1974)

Saturday, March 17, 2012

The Monstrous Movie Quote Of The Day: Jennings (Revenge Of The Creature 1955)

"I've lost my white mouse."

- Jennings - Lab Technician (Clint Eastwood)(Revenge of the Creature)(1955)

Let me explain this one. Now normally I post quotes that are quite memorable or witty, and granted "I've lost my white mouse" doesn't really fall into either of those categories. The reason I chose such a quote on this St. Patrick's Day is because it's from one of the "Creature" films (and he's green) and it's the first ever onscreen line uttered by Clint Eastwood (he has Irish blood running through them veins).

In case you don't know who Clint Eastwood is ... well ... he starred in a bunch of Italian westerns, was a sidekick to an orangutan in a couple of movies, played Dirty Harry and directed some Oscar winning films.

Yep, he's done okay for himself.

As it were Eastwood was uncredited for his role as Jennings The Lab Technician in "Revenge of the Creature" much like Leonard Nimoy (as an Air Force sergeant) in "Them!" and George Takei in "Rodan".

Gee ... maybe Clint should have tried out for "Star Trek?" ... well no use looking back at what may have been.



You can't pinch this post ... it's got green all over it!

Sunday, February 12, 2012

The Monstrous Movie Photos & Quotes Of The Day: Star Wars: Where Science Meets Imagination

Photos And Story By: Ken Hulsey

On Saturday I had the pleasure of attending the "Star Wars: Where Science Meets Imagination" exhibit at the Discovery Science Center in Santa Ana, Ca. For those of you unfamiliar with this traveling exhibit that has been moving from city to city across America for the better part of a decade it is a rather amazing collection of props, models and costumes from all six "Star Wars" films.

As expected I ran around the exhibit taking all kinds of photographs and spent an absurd amount of time starring glossy-eyed at the collection of items I have seen on screen over a godzillion times. I was amazed by both the amount of work and detail that went into some items and the sheer simplicity of others.

I will get more into some of that in a follow-up article.

Today I have opted not to get into discussing the numerous number of vehicle and spaceship models, which were my favorite part of the exhibit, but to instead focus on the character costumes ... and okay a couple of miniatures.

Over the decades since the "Star Wars" film series began way back in 1977 volumes and volumes of information has been published in books and on websites about the origins and history of these props and costumes so I think going into depth on each one would be overkill to the umpteenth degree.

In other words you know the details already just enjoy the damn photographs!

Okay, now that's out of the way.

What I have chosen to do is combine a photograph piece with a movie quote piece in hopes of creating something that will be enjoyable for you ....

(for the photo above)

"Sir, my first job was programming binary loadlifters – very similar to your vaporators in most respects."

―C-3PO (Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope)

"Hey, steady girl. What's the matter? You smell something?"

- Luke Skywalker (Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back)

"That's 'cause droids don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees are known to do that"

- Han Solo (Star Wars: Episode IV - a New Hope)

"Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless. "

- Yoda (Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back)

"Echo station three-t-eight. We've spotted imperial walkers."

- Sergeant Major Trey Callum (Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back)


"A droid of some kind. I didn't hit it that hard. It must've had a self-destruct."

- Han Solo (Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back)


"Echo 3 to Echo 7, Han old buddy, do you read me?"

- Luke Skywalker (Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back)


"Stop that ship, blast'em"

- Stormtroopers (Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope)


"Commander, tear this ship apart until you find those plans! And bring me all passengers, I want them ALIVE!"

- Darth Vader (Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope)


"Sandpeople always ride single file to hide their numbers."

- Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope)


"Excuse me, sir but that R2 unit is in prime condition, a real bargain."

- C-3PO (Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope)

As I mentioned above the exhibit itself was amazing though the admission price was a bit steep, $25 per person - that's $15 to get into the Science Center then another $10 to get into the SW exhibit (double dipping are we?), which overall was worth it to get a chance to see these items up close.

The Star Wars: Where Science Meets Imagination exhibit will run through April 15th 2012 at the Discovery Science Center (That big-ass cube off the 5 freeway) in Santa Ana, Ca - Website



Saturday, February 4, 2012

The Monstrous Movie Quote Of The Day: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 2005)





- "What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue: Consider yourself lucky that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your present circumstances seems more likely, consider yourself lucky that it won't be troubling you much longer."

- The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy (Book)(Stephen Fry) - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)











Monday, January 30, 2012

The Monstrous Movie Quote Of The Day: Han Solo (Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope 1977)


- Han Solo: Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal.
Voice: What happened?
Han Solo: Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?
Voice: We're sending a squad up.
Han Solo: Uh, uh... negative, negative. We had a reactor leak here now. Give us a few minutes to lock it down. Large leak, very dangerous.
Voice: Who is this? What's your operating number?
Han Solo: Uh...
(Han shoots the intercom)
Han Solo: Boring conversation, anyway. LUKE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE COMPANY!

- Han Solo (Harrison Ford)(Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope)(1977)

Thursday, January 26, 2012

The Monstrous Movie Quote Of The Day: Indiana Jones (Raiders of the Lost Ark 1981)



- "Oh, Marcus. What are you trying to do, scare me? You sound like my mother. We've known each other for a long time. I don't believe in magic, a lot of superstitious hocus pocus. I'm going after a find of incredible historical significance, you're talking about the boogie man. Besides, you know what a cautious fellow I am."
(tosses a gun into his suitcase)

- Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford)(Raiders of the Lost Ark)(1981)








Saturday, January 21, 2012

The Monstrous Movie Quote Of The Day: HAL 9000 (2001: A Space Odyssey 1968)



- "I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you."

- HAL 9000 (Douglas Rain)(2001: A Space Odyssey)(1968)

Bonus:

- "Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over."

Friday, January 20, 2012

The Monstrous Movie Quote Of The Day: Zaphod Beeblebrox (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 2005)



- "Hey slim, are you wearing my underwear? 'Cause I'm wearing yours, and they're not doing the trick."

- Zaphod Beeblebrox (Sam Rockwell)(The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy )(2005)

Bonus:

"Yeah, Earth. I liked Earth. I got these boots on Earth ..."

"Hey! Is this guy boring you? Why don't you come talk to me instead? I'm from a different planet. Seriously! ... You want to see my spaceship?"

"I like those jammies."

Sunday, January 15, 2012

The Monstrous Movie Quote Of The Day: Urko (Planet of the Apes 1974)(TV)

- "These humans are dangerous, don't you understand that? They think that they're as good as we are! "

- Urko (Mark Lenard)(Planet of the Apes)(TV)(1974)

Sunday, January 8, 2012

The Monstrous Movie Quote Of The Day: Jim (Blazing Saddles 1974)

"What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."

- Jim (Gene Wilder)(Blazing Saddles)(1974)

Bonus (because I'm in a good mood ... you lucky dogs!):

"Well, it got so that every piss-ant prairie punk who thought he could shoot a gun would ride into town to try out the Waco Kid. I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille. It got pretty gritty. I started to hear the word "draw" in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, "Reach for it, mister!" I spun around... and there I was, face to face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass. So I limped to the nearest saloon, crawled inside a whiskey bottle... and I've been there ever since. "

Friday, January 6, 2012

The Monstrous Movie Quote Of The Day: George Taylor (Planet of the Apes 1968)







"Imagine me needing someone. Back on Earth I never did. Oh, there were women. Lots of women. Lots of love-making but no love. You see, that was the kind of world we'd made. So I left, because there was no one to hold me there."

- George Taylor (Charlton Heston)(Planet of the Apes)(1968)









Tuesday, January 3, 2012

The Monstrous Movie Quote Of The Day: Judy And Scottie (Vertigo 1958)


Judy: "Couldn't you like me, just me the way I am? When we first started out, it was so good; w-we had fun. And... and then you started in on the clothes. Well, I'll wear the darn clothes if you want me to, if, if you'll just, just like me."

Scottie: "The color of your hair..."

Judy: "Oh, no!"

Scottie: "Judy, please, it can't matter to you."

- Judy Barton (Kim Novak), John 'Scottie' Ferguson (James Stewart)/ Vertigo (1958)(Paramount Pictures)

Thursday, December 15, 2011

The Monstrous Movie Quote Of The Day: Jack Burton (Big Trouble In Little China 1986)









"Well, ya see, I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything, but I do know it's a pretty amazing planet we live on here, and a man would have to be some kind of FOOL to think we're alone in THIS universe. "

- Jack Burton (Kurt Russell) (Big Trouble In Little China)(1986)











See Also: Celluloid Philosophers - Jack Burton / Big Trouble In Little China (1986)(20th Century Fox)

Saturday, December 10, 2011

The Monstrous Movie Quote Of The Day: Barbarella (Barbarella 1968)








The Great Tyrant: Do you want to come and play with me? For someone like you I charge nothing. You're very pretty, Pretty-Pretty.
Barbarella: My name isn't pretty-pretty, it's Barbarella.

- The Great Tyrant (Anita Pallenberg) & Barbarella (Jane Fonda)(Barbarella)(1968)

Sunday, December 4, 2011

The Monstrous Movie Quote Of The Day: Gigantis The Fire Monster (1959)








- "Horrors in the world of science are part of nature's plan."


- Gigantis the Fire Monster (1959)













"Kobayashi... we beat Godzilla for you!"

Friday, November 11, 2011

The Monstrous Movie Quote Of The Day: Dr. Harold Medford (THEM! 1954)

- "That, gentlemen, is why you are here - to consider this problem and, I hope, solve it. Because unless you solve it, unless these queens are located and destroyed before they've established thriving colonies and can produce, heaven alone knows, how many more queen ants, man, as the dominant species of life on earth, will probably be extinct within... "

- Dr. Harold Medford (Edmund Gwen)(Them!)(1954)

"Make me a sergeant in charge of the booze! Make me a sergeant in charge of the booze! " - That makes me laugh every time - Ken

Sunday, November 6, 2011

The Monstrous Movie Quote Of The Day: Dr. Matt Hastings (Tarantula 1955)







Stephanie 'Steve' Clayton: What does it look like?
Dr. Matt Hastings: Oh, like something from another life scienc... quiet, yet strangely evil as if it were hiding its secrets from man.
Stephanie 'Steve' Clayton: You make it sound so creepy.
Dr. Matt Hastings: The unknown always is.

- John Agar, Mara Coday (Tarantula)(1955)

Saturday, October 29, 2011

The Monstrous Movie Quote Of The Day: Henry Frankenstein (Frankenstein 1931)






"Dangerous? Poor old Waldman. Have you never wanted to do anything that was dangerous? Where should we be if no one tried to find out what lies beyond? Have your never wanted to look beyond the clouds and the stars, or to know what causes the trees to bud? And what changes the darkness into light? But if you talk like that, people call you crazy. Well, if I could discover just one of these things, what eternity is, for example, I wouldn't care if they did think I was crazy." - Henry Frankenstein (Colin Clive)(Frankenstein)(1931)

Saturday, October 22, 2011

The Monstrous Movie Quote Of The Day: Sir John Talbot (The Wolfman 1941)







"Gypsy woman? Now we're getting down to it. She's been filling your mind with this gibberish. This talk of werewolves and pentagrams. You're not a child Larry, you're a grown man and you believe in the superstitions of a Gypsy woman!" - Sir John Talbot (Claude Rains)(The Wolfman)(1941)