The Rapture + Cassian + Youth + ABC + Boy George

I love, love, love chewing on toothpicks. But I'm never not running out of 'em. I mean, I grab a pound or so every time I hit an offering restaurant, but what's that last? A day or two? No good. So I stay running out of toothpicks, which of course leaves me chewing those little red straws they put in your drinks at bars every time I DJ. And they get all slobbery and twisted and disgusting. I dunno. Like. Where can I cop gourmet toothpicks by the crate? I want cinnamon. Bubble gum. Strawberry. Get me flavored toothpicks pronto.

How Deep Is Your Love (Cassian Remix) [Cass Master] by cassian

Any time anybody under the age of 30 asks me how I've been, my automatic response is, "Oh you know, just party rocking." Is that weird? Is that socially unacceptable? Am I, like, the worst? Should I be giving honest, descriptive answers? Party rocking, party rocking, party rocking, etc.

ABC - The Look of Love (Young Edits Re-Construction) by Young Edits // Youth

Boy George - Somebody to Love Me (Young Edits Touch up of the Holy Ghost Remix) by Young Edits // Youth

Joy Division + Youth + Oliver

Goodness gracious. The kid Youth. His edits. Absolutely flawless stuff. So you know that feeling where you see a remix or edit of one of your favorite tracks somewhere? And you're all, "OMGeez, I can't wait to hear this!" And then it totally sucks butt. And you're all, "OMGeez, it's ruined! Wah!" Well that'll never happen with Youth. Dude stays making nice, tasteful edits of all things wonderful. This here track is no exception:

Joy Division - Shes Lost Control (Young Edits Voices In Her Edit) by Young Edits // Youth

Also. The Texas Rangers. How are they so nice at baseball? Nelson Cruz. Where did he come from last series? Mike Napoli. When did he decide that he could, you know, play defense? Derek Holland. When did he start bodying folks in the postseason? CJ Wilson. OK, well CJ still can't pitch a playoff game to save his life. Shouts to consistency. Oh, and Oliver made another good song. Duh.

Oliver - Memories Of The Future by weareoliver