Bag Raiders + The Ting Tings + SBTRKT + Frank Ocean

Yea, Diplo wears turtlenecks. No, I don't care. Know who went super HB on turtlenecks? Jerry Seinfeld. That dude? That dude was a don. I mean no knock on Diplo. He's a fabulous DJ and producer and label bro and blah, blah, blah. But Jerry Seinfeld? He's the king. What a funny guy. Right? Like. That TV show ting he did? Seinfeld? Funny little show, no? I dunno. I'm watching it right now. Dunno why I'm awake at 8 AM. Anyways, Jerry crushed the turtleneck game. Cool guy.

The Ting Tings - Silence - Bag Raiders Remix by the-ting-tings

Know what's really, truly awful? OK. So I really, really wanna go to Taylor Swift's show at MSG tonight. Or the show tomorrow night. I mean, whichever. Same to me, you know? But both shows are sold out. And I have approximately zero connects in the country music world. So guest list? Psh. Not in the cards, it seems. Why do bad things happen to such spectacular people?

Frank Ocean - Thinking Bout You (edit) by sbtrkt

The Ting Tings + Calvin Harris

I didn't like TKO (Katie White's old pop/punk band). I don't like The Ting Tings (Katie White's new pop/punk band). Personally, I was sick of the latter by the end of that dumbass iPod commercial. Yes, Shut Up and Let Me Go was catchy and upbeat. Yes, The Ting Tings fit well with Apple's corporate image. But no, The Ting Tings are not a good band. If you added up all the lyrics of their singles you'd get the vocabulary of a seriously damaged five year old. Calvin Harris, who is on his way to where Timbaland was in 2007, somehow manages to turn one of their songs into something good.