Chiddy Bang + Skeet Skeet + Azealia Banks + Lazy Jay + Derrick Carter

So Wikipedia was protesting SOPA and PIPA and the like the other day. But my boy Spenser is a technological genius. And he figured out how to access Wikipedia on his phone. So naturally the first page we chirp at is Mac Dre's entry. And oh my dear, sweet goodness. The list of dude's nicknames. Is. Like. Yo:

Mac Drizzle, Mac Dreezy, Mac Dregos, Mac Drevious, Thizzelle Washington, Furl, Furly, Mr. Furly, Muhammad Al Boo Boo, Andre Macassi, The Genie of the Lamp, Thizz King, Pill Clinton, Ronald Dregan, The Make it Happen Cap'n, Andre McEnroe, Andre Maccassi, The Thizzard of Oz, The Mac Named Dre, Dre Van Halen, The M.A.C. D.R.E, and Thizzy Marley.

OK. Yea. That's all. Thizz in peace, Mac Dre.

Chiddy Bang - Ray Charles (Skeet Skeet Moombahton Remix) by skeet skeet

212 vs BHQ - Azealia Banks ft. Lazy Jay by blucu

Azealia Banks

Goodness gracious, gracious grannies. The Club Cheval kids are so rad. Myd. Canblaster. Panteros666. And Sam Tiba. You know, those cats. I'd been looking forward to their night at Le Bain for, like, months now. And so finally January 15th rolls around and I'm all, "Aw yeah, let's go!" And I hop on weather.com and it's all, "Sup bro? It's 18.0° out!" And I'm like, "Oh, OK. Wow, that's cold. No thanks." I probably would've been rejected by the doorman anyways.

But on the bright side, I finally went ahead and watched 500 Days of Summer. And, like, yo. Kinda made my heart melt, you know? Flutter, flutter. Flutter, flutter.

NEEDSUMLUV (SXLND) by Azealia Banks

212 by Azealia Banks

Other important things:

1. Where do I cop the ill Chinese food in Williamsburg? Specifically around the Graham stop off the L. I'm tryna do fat boi tings today.

2. Any ladies tryna go see Katy B with me on Wednesday? You must be a fan of cats, naps, cat naps, McDonald's, and my smile. Doesn't matter whether or not you're a fan of Katy B.

3. New episode of Gossip Girl tonight. OMG, ZOMG!

Nap time!