Worked all day. Made myself sandwiches. Blah, blah, it was boring. So I decide to treat myself to a salad for dinner. And not just any salad. An ordered salad. God, this is gonna be awesome. So I place my order through Seamless (because no way in hell am I gonna use a phone, pay with real money, etc.) and wait. I get a call. My food's here. So I go downstairs to sign for my food. And are you serial? The delivery dude is the most tough, rugged bro in the history of salad delivery. And here I am in sleepwear and slippers being too lazy to do so much as make myself a salad. How emasculating.
Sam Sparro "Happiness" (The Magician Remix) by TheMagician
Jam Jam Jam (DJ Apt One Edit) by DJ Apt One
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