Know what really pisses me off? It pisses me off when you're at a sports bar. Your team's bar, specifically. And whoa, that was a super awesome sports play by your favorite sports team! You're super, super happy! So is everyone else around you! So you're all jumping and screaming and clapping and this must be the best feeling in the whole wide world, no? And then some bro in front of you turns around with some big, dorky grin on his face. And he's giving out high fives like candy on Halloween. And he reaches out to you. And you're a socially incompetent buffoon, so you're like, "Who? Me? Are you trying to high five me?!" And yes, yes he is. But you're so flustered by the whole experience that you flub the high five. And now you're way tite at yourself for sucking at interacting with other human beings instead of being hype that Tyshawn Taylor just did this. Totally hate it when that happens.
Best Coast: The Only Place by Wichita Recordings
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