So my landlord texts me all, "OMG! Bed bugs on the third floor! WTF?!" And I'm all, "Ugh, WTF?!" So I search my room. Nothing. And I hit her back. And she's all, "JK, totes weren't actually bed bugs. Just lady bugs. But the exterminator's coming on Monday, so you need to GTFO bro." So I stuff my cat into his little kitty carrying case. Which of course takes two full hours because he's throwing a hissy fit. And he's hissing at me all, "WTF, Greg?!" And I take him to NSR and Turbz's crib because there are toxic fumes and the such at my spot. And I bring them bagels because NSR hates me and Turbz hates cats. Anyways. So NSR just cut his hand on one of the bagels, so that's funny. And Greg the Cat is super peeved and shook, so that's sad. And this Plastic Plates song is a free download, so that's super tite.
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