Here's a list of things I either have done or will be doing today instead of watching football (all activities took or will take place in bed unless otherwise noted):
1. Cat nap.
2. Pet my cat.
3. Use my cat as a pillow so I can hear him purr more clearly.
4. Put my cat's food bowl on the table so we can brunch together.
5. Listen to Teena Marie with my cat.
6. Video chat with girls about cats and naps (while my cat takes a cat nap).
7. Watch a full season of Workaholics with my cat.
8. Watch Pretty Woman for the second time in as many days with my cat.
Here's a list of things that I have not done and will not be doing today:
1. Put on clothes.
2. Interact face-to-face with humans.
3. Shower.
4. Shave.
5. Get laid.
6. Find love.
Here's a list of things that I may or may not do later tonight:
1. Order pizza..
2. Brush my teeth.
Alright, have a great day everyone!
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