Taylor Swift

I'm thankful for mashed potatoes. I used to hate mashed potatoes. One time my mother, sister, and I ordered mashed potatoes from this chicken spot a few blocks away from us. They were eating the mashed potatoes when they found napkins shredded and mixed into the mashed potatoes. I did not eat mashed potatoes at the time, and I decided then and there that I would never eat mashed potatoes. But a few years later I realized that I'm fat and I love potatoes and milk, so mashed potatoes (which are more or less just potatoes mashed up and mixed with milk and butter) were, like, my dream food. I am thankful for mashed potatoes.