Friday, June 5, 2009

Guetta + Rowland + Coldplay



So I'm pretty sure you've all heard David Guetta and Kelly Rowland's "When Love Takes Over" by now. You know, the cut that samples (or blatantly rips off - I'm not sure about the technicalities) Coldplay's "Clocks." And most of you elitist turds probably hate it for being enormously cheesy. And that puts you in the wrong. No subjectivity here - you're all just objectively incorrect. 'Cause this song is infectious, useful, etc. In other words, it's wildly fun, so get off your high horse and try to enjoy it.



The video, on the other hand, is absurd. (I guess the track's absurd as well, but the flick's absurd in a not-so-awesome way.) Yea, I 100% believe that dudes can just walk down a boardwalk, over hills, and onto the beach with a shopping cart full of outrageously expensive audio equipment without being either a) stopped by the police or b) knocked out and robbed. And of course a lovely lady can just parade about a highly public space in an elegant gown without being both a) ogled and b) heckled. Yeesh.







P.S. Guetta's true press pics are on an entirely different level (for better or for worse is your call to make) than pretty much any other artist featured here on Panda Toes.



P.P.S. Federer's really gotta pull this semifinal out. Del Potro v. Soderling would be such a bad look for tennis.



EDIT:
Fed wins. Good looks all around.

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